Gin and tonic. G&T. Gin Tonic. Or - as Billy Joel lyrically inverted it in his supremely depressing ballad 'The Piano Man' - Tonic & Gin. A drink for which BJ himself has such disdain he sings about an old man sitting next to him who finds it so undrinkable he has sex with it instead...

Film-lovers all around the UK but mainly the Home Counties are abuzz this week with the re-release of every single Merchant-Ivory film – including classics like A Room With A View and The Remains Of The Day – now in spellbinding 3D...

Terrifying celebrity baker Mary Berry has astounded fans by revealing the secret to her longevity – human flesh.  Berry, who actually died sometime after her 170th birthday, claims that since she became undead, eating people has been the only healthy option...

“They’ve taken our pouting, they’ve taken our androgyny, we’re taking their beards.”